Motivational Quotes

Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment.
Jim Rohn


The only thing even in this world are the number of hours in a day. The difference in winning or losing is what you do with those hours.
Woody Hayes


The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot
Michael Altshuler


Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions – the hero and the sidekick.
Laurence Shames


Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...it's about learning how to dance in the rain.
Unknown


Sometimes the best helping hand you can get is a good, firm push.
Joann Thomas


Feedback is the breakfast of champions.
Rick Tate


Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
Henry Ford


The nose of the bulldog is slanted backwards so he can continue to breathe without
letting go.
Winston Churchill


You can have anything you want in life if you just help enough other people get what they want.
Zig Ziglar


Dig the well before you are thirsty.
Chinese Proverb


Knowledge is power, but enthusiasm pulls the switch.
Ivern Ball


Do the thing you fear, and the death of fear is certain.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

10 Most Romantic Tips

1. Spread rose petals all over the bedroom.
2. What could be more classic than a fine gold locket with your photo inside? (Maybe a photo of the two of you.)
3. Bring home one small, unexpected gift each week.
4. Write a classic, romantic, passionate, handwritten, heartfelt love letter. Most adults haven't written a love letter since high school. (Why not? Have we lost our youthful idealism, or have we just gotten lazy?)
5. When traveling, give your partner a bouquet of roses; one rose for each day that you'll be away. Attach a note that says something like this: "These three roses represent the three days I'll be away from you. They also symbolize the love, joy, and laughter we share together."
6.Say "I love you" at least one times a day.
7. Guys: Surprise her by performing one of her chores for her. (And not something easy like carrying the groceries in from the car, but something that requires some time and effort -- like cooking all the meals over a weekend, or cleaning the entire house.)
8. Ladies: Send him a letter sealed with a kiss. (Use your reddest lipstick.)
9. Hold hands.
10. On your yearly romantic checklist, make plans for Valentine's Day -- well in advance!

I' ve learned

They're written by Andy Rooney, a man who has the gift of saying so much with so few words.

I've learned .. That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

I've learned .. That when you're in love, it shows.

I've learned .. That just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.

I've learned .. That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

I've learned .. That being kind is more important than being right.

I've learned .. That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

I've learned .. That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

I've learned .. That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

I've learned .. That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

I've learned .. That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.

I've learned .. That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

I've learned .. That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for..

I've learned .. That money doesn't buy class.

I've learned .. That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

I've learned .. That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

I've learned .. That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

I've learned .. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.

I've learned .. That love, not time, heals all wounds.

I've learned .. That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

I've learned .. That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

I've learned .. That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

I've learned ... That life is tough, but I am tougher
I've learned .. That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

I've learned ... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

I've learned .. That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

I've learned .. That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

I've learned .. That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.

I've learned .. That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

I've learned .. That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

Answer That

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Question: An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But the she-elephant went and got married to some other elephant. So our elephant was very Depressed. One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw, but the see-saw broke.
Now, which song would our hero sing?
Ans: 'See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai.'

Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot. Why?

Ans: Because under Indian laws, 'baal vivaah' is illegal.
Question: One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty day for all his bad deeds.
He felt that he should go an apologise to Ram for all the problems he had caused. So he went to Ram's house and knocked on the door. Ram opened the door and was surprised to find Ravan standing there. Ravan just kept staring and thinking but didn't say a word. What was he thinking?

Ans: 'Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?'

Question: How do you 'cut' roads?

Ans: By laughing... because 'Haste haste cut jaye raaste'.

Question: Luv and Kush are going to a village and pass by a well. Luv falls into the well. Why?

Ans: Because Luv is blind.

Question: Now, Kush also jumps in. Why?

Ans: Because Luv ke liye saala Kush bhi karega!

Question: Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?...........
........Socho, socho. Nahi pata?

Ans: D'Cold; Because... Chan ki saans - D'Cold
Question: Chalo ab batao, Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai?
...........

............ This one's really simple...

Ans: D'Cold again... Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi
A railway station beggar meets another beggar.A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question?

'So, which platform are you working on?'

Question: What do you call a person who is leaving India?

Ans: Hindustan Lever.

Question: What do you call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much?

Ans: Hindustan Lever Limited.

Question: In an elephant school, some loafer elephants were hanging around in the canteen. A *** female elephant passes by. What do the loafer elephants say about her?

Ans: Look yaar, 36000 - 24000 - 36000!!

Question: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha. Uska naam kya tha?

Ans: Adidas
Question: Who is Joe?
Ans: Kambakth ishq... Because 'Kambakth ishq hai Joe!'

Question: The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'my heart is an umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?

Ans: Dil Chhaata Hai.


Woh kaun sa hindi geet hai jis main 'Internet Explorer' ka zikar kiya gaya hai???

Hint: The heroine also refers to herself as Internet Explorer.

If you don't know...

The answer is... Maine Pyar Kiya.

And the song goes....

Aajaa shaam hone IE (Internet Explorer)
Mausam ne lee angada IE
To kis baat ki hai lada IE
Tu chal........ Main IE !!!

A Child's Point Of View

One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.


They spent a couple of days and nights on the f arm of what would be considered a very poor family.


On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, 'How was the trip?'


It was great, Dad.'


Did you see how poor people live?' the father asked.


Oh yeah,' said the son.


So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?' asked the father.




The son answered:

'I saw that we have one dog and they had four.



We have a pool that reaches to the middle o f our garden and they have a creek that has no end.



We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have t he stars at night.


Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.


We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.



We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.


We buy our food, but they grow the irs.


We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them.'

The boy's father was speechless.

Then his son added, 'Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are.'

Isn't perspective a wonderful thing? Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks to God for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have.

Simple Solutions

Difference between Focusing on Problems and Focusing on Solutions

Case 1When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens wouldn't work at zero gravity (ink won't flow down to the
writing surface). To solve this problem, it took them one decade and $12 million.
They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, in practically any surface including crystal and in a temperature range from below freezing to over 300 degrees C.
And what did the Russians do...??
They used a pencil .
Case 2
One of the most memorable case studies on Japanese management was the case of the empty soapbox, which happened in one of Japan 's biggest cosmetics companies. The company received a complaint that a consumer had bought a soapbox that was empty. Immediately the authorities isolated the problem to the assembly! line, which transported all the packaged boxes of soap to the delivery department. For some reason, one soapbox went through the assemblyline empty. Management asked its engineers to solve the problem. Post-haste, the engineers worked hard to devise an X-ray machine with high-resolution monitors manned by two people to watch all the soapboxes that passed through the line to make sure they were not empty. No doubt, they worked hard and they worked fast but they spent a whoopee amount to do so.
But when a rank-and-file employee in a small company was posed with the same problem, he did not get into complications of X-rays, etc., but instead came out with another solution. He bought a strong industrial electric fan and pointed it at the assembly line. He switched the fan on,
and as each soapbox passed the fan, it simply blew the empty boxes out
of the line.Moral: Always look for simple solutions. Devise the simplest possible
solution that solves the problems. Always focus on solutions & not on
problems. So the end of the day the thing that really matters is
HOW ONE LOOKS AT THE PROBLEM and Resolves it early