Lighter Side Of Marriage

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends
You order what u want, then when u see what the other person has, u wish u had ordered that

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come



There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it

Prospective husband: Do u have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, wht should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 mins

It's funny whn people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and thn he turns them into Wives!

A man, who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders whn not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking abt something u say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before u finish.

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage

Why do Brides & Grooms exchange varmalas during weddings?
To tell each other affectionately.. Sweetheart U R Dead!

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 yrs: Watchman
After 20 yrs: Doberman