OLD IS WHEN.....

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs
And make love,' and you answer,
'Pick one; I can't do both!'
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'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you
On your new alligator shoes
And you're barefoot.
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'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe catches your fancy
And your pacemaker opens the garage door,
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'OLD' IS WHEN....
Going bra-less
Pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
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'OLD' IS WHEN....
You don't care where your spouse goes,
Just as long as you don't have to go along.
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'OLD' IS WHEN....
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
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'OLD' IS WHEN..
'Getting a little action'
Means you don't need to take any fibre today.
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'OLD' IS WHEN....
'Getting lucky' means you find your car
In the parking lot.
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'OLD' IS WHEN....
An 'all nighter' means not getting up
To use the bathroom.

AND

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are not sure these are jokes!